I’m walking on moonshine moonbeams I’ve got half the ridge side in my hair Bug bites, bruises, little cuts I’m one of the many creatures you can find around here It hurts so much to finally accept That I am the only one of my kind Feral, hopeless, a lunatic Knowing this has helped me lose my mind If silly is as silly does Than I’m the silliest critter there ever was For setting your own traps and forgetting where they are And then walking into one and losing a paw